And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
no BUT THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE PART OF ANY FOB SONG EVER I;VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THIS SONG LIVE BECAUSE OF THIS HOLY SHIT
The future of healing?
"Osteoid is a 3D-printed medical cast prototype by designer Deniz Karasahin that uses ventilation holes to provide access for use of a low-intensity pulsed ultrasound system in order help heal fractured bones up to 38% faster. The design won Karasahin a Golden A’ Design Award in the 3D Printed Forms and Products category."
AND MAYBE WHEN IT’S HEALED AND YOU GET IT OFF, YOUR ARM WONT LOOK FUCKIN MUMMIFIED TOO
I always thought it was funny how “Casey” was kind of abducted by John and left that other Salamander for no explainable reason
this is my favorite Homestuck fanart of all time
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”